The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.

Quote by Gary Larson

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I've always considered music stores to be the graveyards of musicians.

I've always considered music stores to be the graveyards of musicians.

This was more than just a cow - this was an entire career I was...

This was more than just a cow - this was an entire career I was...

Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.

Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.

I think I'm maintaining the quality, but internally I'm paying for it.

I think I'm maintaining the quality, but internally I'm paying for it.

On Career Day in high school, you don't walk around looking for the cartoon guy.

On Career Day in high school, you don't walk around looking for the cartoon guy.