Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.
Quote by Gary Larson
I've always considered music stores to be the graveyards of musicians.
This was more than just a cow - this was an entire career I was...
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken...
On Career Day in high school, you don't walk around looking for the cartoon guy.
I think I'm maintaining the quality, but internally I'm paying for it.
I've never done anything for money. My first love is things of limited commercial appeal....
No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
Ready money works great cures.
A cheerful face is nearly as good for an invalid as healthy weather.
The process by which banks create money is so simple that the mind is repelled.
Liking money like I like it, is nothing less than mysticism. Money is a glory.
Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on...
Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts; that's their...
Only sick music makes money today.
We need less posturing and more genuine charisma. Charisma was originally a religious term, meaning...
A bank robber in Los Angeles told the clerk not to give him cash, but...
They were careless people, Tom and Daisy they smashed up things and creatures and then...
Never spend your money before you have it.
I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...
And Joseph gathered up all the money that was found in the land of Egypt,...