On Career Day in high school, you don't walk around looking for the cartoon guy.

Quote by Gary Larson

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The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken...

The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken...

I think I'm maintaining the quality, but internally I'm paying for it.

I think I'm maintaining the quality, but internally I'm paying for it.

This was more than just a cow - this was an entire career I was...

This was more than just a cow - this was an entire career I was...

I've always considered music stores to be the graveyards of musicians.

I've always considered music stores to be the graveyards of musicians.

Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.

Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.

He that is poor, all his kindred scorn him, he that is rich all are...

He that is poor, all his kindred scorn him, he that is rich all are...

Politics isn't about big money or power games; it's about the improvement of people's lives.

Politics isn't about big money or power games; it's about the improvement of people's lives.

He who gives his heart will not deny his money.

He who gives his heart will not deny his money.

People who make money often make mistakes, and even have major setbacks, but they believe...

People who make money often make mistakes, and even have major setbacks, but they believe...

As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown...

As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown...

When money's tight and hard to get - and your horse is also ran, When...

When money's tight and hard to get - and your horse is also ran, When...

Money is a handmaiden if thou knowest how to use it; a mistress if thou...

Money is a handmaiden if thou knowest how to use it; a mistress if thou...

There is no proletarian, not even a Communist movement, that has not operated in the...

There is no proletarian, not even a Communist movement, that has not operated in the...

If you'd lose a troublesome Visitor, lend him Money.

If you'd lose a troublesome Visitor, lend him Money.

Money has no ears but it hears.

Money has no ears but it hears.

'If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink.'

'If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink.'

There is no sanctuary so holy that money cannot profane it, no fortress so strong...

There is no sanctuary so holy that money cannot profane it, no fortress so strong...

Money is not the only answer, but it makes a difference.

Money is not the only answer, but it makes a difference.

The insolence of authority is endeavoring to substitute money for ideas.

The insolence of authority is endeavoring to substitute money for ideas.

The Almighty Dollar, that great object of universal devotion throughout our land.

The Almighty Dollar, that great object of universal devotion throughout our land.