The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss is a moron.

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On the ground, Pakistan is the most virulently anti-American state on the planet.

On the ground, Pakistan is the most virulently anti-American state on the planet.

Anyway, I tried liking Jimmy Corrigan but I couldn't.

Anyway, I tried liking Jimmy Corrigan but I couldn't.

Orrin Hatch was the keynote speaker at the last meeting of the Association of American...

Orrin Hatch was the keynote speaker at the last meeting of the Association of American...

I think Maus I is better than Maus II. The standard here is whether or...

I think Maus I is better than Maus II. The standard here is whether or...

Trying to rebuild Afghanistan on the cheap has left the country in the hands of...

Trying to rebuild Afghanistan on the cheap has left the country in the hands of...

Comics are too big. You can't say any kind or genre of comics is better...

Comics are too big. You can't say any kind or genre of comics is better...

I never consciously do any work directly influenced from any movie, unless I'm doing a...

I never consciously do any work directly influenced from any movie, unless I'm doing a...

Silk Road to Ruin has all the analysis and it's structured very well. I rely...

Silk Road to Ruin has all the analysis and it's structured very well. I rely...

I think jazz is good, but I don't enjoy it. It's not for me.

I think jazz is good, but I don't enjoy it. It's not for me.

Up until 1995, I still had a day job that I hated. I was still...

Up until 1995, I still had a day job that I hated. I was still...

When I put together a graphic novel, I don't think about literary prose. I think...

When I put together a graphic novel, I don't think about literary prose. I think...

I think Dilbert is actually a radical strip.

I think Dilbert is actually a radical strip.

But now that I'm cartooning full-time, I'm more of an observer. I'm talking to people...

But now that I'm cartooning full-time, I'm more of an observer. I'm talking to people...

Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal....

Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal....

It's a perfectly valid position to not like Shakespeare.

It's a perfectly valid position to not like Shakespeare.

I don't think anyone has written a great graphic novel.

I don't think anyone has written a great graphic novel.

I'm a better polemicist in prose.

I'm a better polemicist in prose.

There was an honorable tradition of using anonymous sources that was ruined by Jayson Blair.

There was an honorable tradition of using anonymous sources that was ruined by Jayson Blair.

If I had to rank my skills, I have a long way to go before...

If I had to rank my skills, I have a long way to go before...

When you have birds you stare at them a lot and their eyes are recessed...

When you have birds you stare at them a lot and their eyes are recessed...