That awkward moment when you're trying to get over someone you were never dating.

Topics: Dating Quotes

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always...

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always...

I have a talent for only attracting people I have no interest in dating.

I have a talent for only attracting people I have no interest in dating.

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

I think more dating stuff is scheduling. It's needing people who understand your work schedule.

I think more dating stuff is scheduling. It's needing people who understand your work schedule.

I got along better with the guys than with the girls. Only two girls came...

I got along better with the guys than with the girls. Only two girls came...

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept...

I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept...

I prefer ordinary girls - you know, college students, waitresses, that sort of thing. Most...

I prefer ordinary girls - you know, college students, waitresses, that sort of thing. Most...

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

Every time you date someone with an issue that you have to work to ignore,...

Every time you date someone with an issue that you have to work to ignore,...

I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my...

I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my...

I was dating a guy for a while because he told me he had an...

I was dating a guy for a while because he told me he had an...

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect...

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect...

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

There's time for a boyfriend in my life. But he would have to be understanding....

There's time for a boyfriend in my life. But he would have to be understanding....

What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only...

What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only...

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always...

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always...

Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again.

Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again.