“Stan: What makes you think you're gonna survive? Roger: My species is immune to all human ailments. Stan: So explain that cold sore. Roger: Mind your own business!Quote by American DadTopics: Quotes about American DadShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
Stan: Here's your allowance, champ! Steve: Wow... a whole five bucks. Stan: Yeah, I'm gonna...#American Dad
Stan: (Picks up telephone) This is Stan Smith. Principal Lewis: Mr. Smith, I'm afraid there's...#American Dad
Steve: This is it. I have absolute power. (Over intercom) Doris, could you please send...#American Dad
Roger: Oh, don't everybody help at once. Francine: My goodness, Roger! When was the last...#American Dad
Greg: First time the threat level's been blue. Just like my handsome co-anchor's lovely eyes....#American Dad
Klaus: You know what looks good to me? Francine bent over that sink. Francine: Klaus,...#American Dad