“Stan: What makes you think you're gonna survive? Roger: My species is immune to all human ailments. Stan: So explain that cold sore. Roger: Mind your own business!Quote by American DadTopics: Quotes about American DadShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
Klaus: You know what looks good to me? Francine bent over that sink. Francine: Klaus,...#American Dad
Stan: Uh, excuse me, are you Francine's boss? Man: Yes. Stan: (Into wrist communicator) Go!...#American Dad
Hayley: Dad, you're a weapons expert! When was the last time you fought someone hand-to-hand?...#American Dad
Greg: First time the threat level's been blue. Just like my handsome co-anchor's lovely eyes....#American Dad