Spread your shit! Get on the ground! Loaded gun! Ready to go! Spread your shit! Pussies on the pavement, fellas. -Officer Slater [pointing gun at Evan and Seth]

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He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like...

He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like...

Chicka chicka yeah! -Fogell

Chicka chicka yeah! -Fogell

I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. -Evan

I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. -Evan

I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag. -Seth

I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag. -Seth

You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy. -Seth

You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy. -Seth

Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam! -Seth

Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam! -Seth

Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law! -Officer Michaels

Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law! -Officer Michaels

Becca: I'm so wet right now. Evan: Yeah... they said that would happen in health...

Becca: I'm so wet right now. Evan: Yeah... they said that would happen in health...

Oh my God! That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my life! Can...

Oh my God! That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my life! Can...

I'm not too worried about it, really. I wouldn't worry about it. Don't worry about...

I'm not too worried about it, really. I wouldn't worry about it. Don't worry about...

You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night,...

You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night,...

This plan's been fucked since Jump Street. -Seth

This plan's been fucked since Jump Street. -Seth

Evan: Fogell, I just don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes with those cops. Fogell:...

Evan: Fogell, I just don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes with those cops. Fogell:...

Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours. Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about...

Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours. Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about...

Evan: Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, It was so pimp, I even offered to...

Evan: Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, It was so pimp, I even offered to...

I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. -Evan

I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. -Evan

McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your penis? -Officer...

McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your penis? -Officer...

Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis. That's...

Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis. That's...

Scarlett Brighton: Kick his ass, Mark! Mark: Shut the FUCK up, Scarlett.

Scarlett Brighton: Kick his ass, Mark! Mark: Shut the FUCK up, Scarlett.

You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds. -Seth

You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds. -Seth