A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness.

Quote by Hank Moody

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Do you want me to want you to suck my c*ck

Do you want me to want you to suck my c*ck

Well, you should've called. I wouldn't have answered, but you coulda left a message, which...

Well, you should've called. I wouldn't have answered, but you coulda left a message, which...

Nobody likes you. You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile you f*****g...

Nobody likes you. You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile you f*****g...

Don't tell me what to feel. All my fuckin' life people have been telling me...

Don't tell me what to feel. All my fuckin' life people have been telling me...

You sure you don't have a grabass appointment with an alter boy?

You sure you don't have a grabass appointment with an alter boy?

I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister....

I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister....

You can't snort a line of coke off a womans ass and not wonder about...

You can't snort a line of coke off a womans ass and not wonder about...

How can you be so fucking beautiful and so fucking wrong?

How can you be so fucking beautiful and so fucking wrong?

Your mouth tastes like a hobos taint.

Your mouth tastes like a hobos taint.

You know it just seems to me that its just a bunch of stupid people...

You know it just seems to me that its just a bunch of stupid people...

I went there to kick his ass, and I stayed to soak up his wisdom.

I went there to kick his ass, and I stayed to soak up his wisdom.

Hey, its you isnt it, I made a mess of your bush this morning.

Hey, its you isnt it, I made a mess of your bush this morning.

I love all women. I love you. I'll make a run at you... Krusty. I...

I love all women. I love you. I'll make a run at you... Krusty. I...

Now you're giving me that look, right now, look like I fingerbanged your cat.

Now you're giving me that look, right now, look like I fingerbanged your cat.

Seem to be getting dumber and dumber. I mean we have all this amazing technology...

Seem to be getting dumber and dumber. I mean we have all this amazing technology...

I just get so lonely sometimes. I need a hug for a moment and the...

I just get so lonely sometimes. I need a hug for a moment and the...

Thats right, I said it, I meant it, Im here to represent it.

Thats right, I said it, I meant it, Im here to represent it.

Could I get a jumbo order of what the fuck were you thinking

Could I get a jumbo order of what the fuck were you thinking

She's got a nose ring too. You know what that means.

She's got a nose ring too. You know what that means.

I love women. I have all their albums.

I love women. I have all their albums.