Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.

Quote by Jim Murray

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Don Quixote would understand golf. It is the impossible dream.

Don Quixote would understand golf. It is the impossible dream.

Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be...

Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be...

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula....

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula....

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might...

I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might...

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to...

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to...

If you live among dogs, keep a stick. After all, this is what a hound...

If you live among dogs, keep a stick. After all, this is what a hound...

A hungry dog hunts best

A hungry dog hunts best

Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.

Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.

A stranger in town is like a white dog, he gets noticed immedeatly

A stranger in town is like a white dog, he gets noticed immedeatly

Personally, I've always thought dying on vacation was the better way to go . ....

Personally, I've always thought dying on vacation was the better way to go . ....

A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog...

A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog...

A living dog is better than a dead lion

A living dog is better than a dead lion

A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, big or small, young or old....

A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, big or small, young or old....

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you;...

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you;...

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself...

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself...

A dog, I will maintain, is a very tolerable judge of beauty, as appears from...

A dog, I will maintain, is a very tolerable judge of beauty, as appears from...

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in...

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in...

Through the years of experience I have found that air offers less resistance than dirt.

Through the years of experience I have found that air offers less resistance than dirt.

Barking dogs occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot

Barking dogs occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot