Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.

Quote by Jim Murray

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Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man...

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man...

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula....

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula....

Don Quixote would understand golf. It is the impossible dream.

Don Quixote would understand golf. It is the impossible dream.

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.

Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.

Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.

The safest place would be in the fairway.

The safest place would be in the fairway.

I care about our young people, and I wish them great success, because they are...

I care about our young people, and I wish them great success, because they are...

I think I fail a bit less than everyone else.

I think I fail a bit less than everyone else.

A hungry dog hunts best

A hungry dog hunts best

By the time you get dressed, drive out there, play 18 holes and come home,...

By the time you get dressed, drive out there, play 18 holes and come home,...

Golf is like life in a lot of ways - All the biggest wounds are...

Golf is like life in a lot of ways - All the biggest wounds are...

Sometimes not getting what you want is a brilliant stroke of luck.

Sometimes not getting what you want is a brilliant stroke of luck.

Shoot a lower score than everybody else.

Shoot a lower score than everybody else.

My God, he looks like he's beating a chicken.

My God, he looks like he's beating a chicken.

They say 'practice makes perfect.' Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers...

They say 'practice makes perfect.' Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers...

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

Never let up. The more you can win by, the more doubts you put in...

Never let up. The more you can win by, the more doubts you put in...

I see no reason why Tiger Woods won't become a great player. Man, can he...

I see no reason why Tiger Woods won't become a great player. Man, can he...

I can't wait until we make an eagle.

I can't wait until we make an eagle.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.