Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.

Quote by Jim Murray

Topics: Baseball Quotes

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula....

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula....

Don Quixote would understand golf. It is the impossible dream.

Don Quixote would understand golf. It is the impossible dream.

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man...

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man...

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying...

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying...

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through...

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through...

Personally, I've always thought dying on vacation was the better way to go . ....

Personally, I've always thought dying on vacation was the better way to go . ....

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself...

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself...

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through...

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through...

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you...

You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you...

Dogs have not the power of comparing. A dog will take a small piece of...

Dogs have not the power of comparing. A dog will take a small piece of...

Who loves me will love my dog

Who loves me will love my dog

If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit of...

If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit of...

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer

We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet; and amid all the forms of...

We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet; and amid all the forms of...

Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and...

Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and...

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to...

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to...

A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog...

A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog...

Scratch first, itch later.

Scratch first, itch later.

What a shame to waste those great shots on the practice tee.

What a shame to waste those great shots on the practice tee.