Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.

Quote by Jim Murray

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Don Quixote would understand golf. It is the impossible dream.

Don Quixote would understand golf. It is the impossible dream.

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula....

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula....

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man...

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man...

The cat is the mirror of his human's mind...the dog mirrors his human's physical appearance.

The cat is the mirror of his human's mind...the dog mirrors his human's physical appearance.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

A dog with two homes is never any good

A dog with two homes is never any good

If you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas

If you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through...

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through...

If you live among dogs, keep a stick. After all, this is what a hound...

If you live among dogs, keep a stick. After all, this is what a hound...

A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, big or small, young or old....

A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, big or small, young or old....

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to...

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to...

Who loves me will love my dog

Who loves me will love my dog

I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might...

I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might...

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you;...

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you;...

Dogs have not the power of comparing. A dog will take a small piece of...

Dogs have not the power of comparing. A dog will take a small piece of...

Even the dreadful martyrdom must run its course Anyhow in a corner, some untidy spot...

Even the dreadful martyrdom must run its course Anyhow in a corner, some untidy spot...

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

The cat looks back at me the way dogs and some cars look when people...

The cat looks back at me the way dogs and some cars look when people...

If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong...

If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong...

From a dog's point of view his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.

From a dog's point of view his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.