Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.

Quote by Franklin P Jones

Topics: Love Quotes

Sex is a two-way treat.

Sex is a two-way treat.

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a...

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a...

Experience is that marvellous thing that enable you to recognize a mistake when you make...

Experience is that marvellous thing that enable you to recognize a mistake when you make...

The most efficient labor-saving device is still money.

The most efficient labor-saving device is still money.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or...

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or...

The easiest way to solve a problem is to pick an easy one.

The easiest way to solve a problem is to pick an easy one.

What makes resisting temptation difficult for many people is they don't want to discourage it...

What makes resisting temptation difficult for many people is they don't want to discourage it...

The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis.

The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis.

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

You never realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something.

You never realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something.

Love doesn't make the word go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Love doesn't make the word go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or...

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or...

A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not.

A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not.

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Only this way the human life will escape its own burden, its own image, its...

Only this way the human life will escape its own burden, its own image, its...

Friends are the people you laugh with, make fun of, and share your deepest thoughts...

Friends are the people you laugh with, make fun of, and share your deepest thoughts...

George washington said We would have a black president when pigs fly!... well, swine flu.

George washington said We would have a black president when pigs fly!... well, swine flu.