Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper.

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We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on...

We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on...

You know, and it really doesn't have a lot to do with the movie. That's...

You know, and it really doesn't have a lot to do with the movie. That's...

If we have a great idea, we'll go, 'Oh, this could be a cool movie.'...

If we have a great idea, we'll go, 'Oh, this could be a cool movie.'...

There is nothing we can't do. So it's just the fact that we're doing topics...

There is nothing we can't do. So it's just the fact that we're doing topics...

In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you...

In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you...

It's not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this...

It's not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this...

Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty...

Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty...

You know that everyone thinks that in order to do South Park we must be...

You know that everyone thinks that in order to do South Park we must be...

Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable.

Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable.

Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.

Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.

I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.

I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.

So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then,...

So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then,...

No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny,...

No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny,...

We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what...

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how...

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how...

I almost bumped into Alec Baldwin and then turned around and Paris Hilton was standing...

I almost bumped into Alec Baldwin and then turned around and Paris Hilton was standing...

I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff.

I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff.

Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat...

Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat...

We made this really dumb decision to put on the cover nothing from South Park...

We made this really dumb decision to put on the cover nothing from South Park...

It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we...

It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we...