I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff.

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It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them...

It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them...

Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat...

Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat...

We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what...

We made this really dumb decision to put on the cover nothing from South Park...

We made this really dumb decision to put on the cover nothing from South Park...

No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny,...

No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny,...

Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable.

Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable.

Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty...

Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty...

Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.

Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.

We have it, we're lucky enough that we've created a show where it's not about......

We have it, we're lucky enough that we've created a show where it's not about......

It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we...

It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we...

It's not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this...

It's not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this...

We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun...

We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun...

Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat...

Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat...

I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.

I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.

If we have a great idea, we'll go, 'Oh, this could be a cool movie.'...

If we have a great idea, we'll go, 'Oh, this could be a cool movie.'...

We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on...

We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on...

Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper.

Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper.

You know, and it really doesn't have a lot to do with the movie. That's...

You know, and it really doesn't have a lot to do with the movie. That's...

It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves...

It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves...

There is nothing we can't do. So it's just the fact that we're doing topics...

There is nothing we can't do. So it's just the fact that we're doing topics...