Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

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An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.

An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you...

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you...

Once a man has imagined the immensity of space, has contemplated evolution and the magnitude...

Once a man has imagined the immensity of space, has contemplated evolution and the magnitude...

Experience is that marvellous thing that enable you to recognize a mistake when you make...

Experience is that marvellous thing that enable you to recognize a mistake when you make...

The easiest way to solve a problem is to pick an easy one.

The easiest way to solve a problem is to pick an easy one.

A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not.

A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not.

Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper bringing-up, a sound set of...

Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper bringing-up, a sound set of...

You never realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something.

You never realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something.

All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have...

All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have...

When you get something for nothing, you just haven't been billed for it yet.

When you get something for nothing, you just haven't been billed for it yet.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.

Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.

Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

Scratch first, itch later.

Scratch first, itch later.

A dog with two homes is never any good

A dog with two homes is never any good

From a dog's point of view his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.

From a dog's point of view his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.