Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

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Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile

Love doesn't make the world go 'round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile

The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis.

The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis.

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Originality is the art of concealing your source.

Originality is the art of concealing your source.

When you get something for nothing, you just haven't been billed for it yet.

When you get something for nothing, you just haven't been billed for it yet.

You never realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something.

You never realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something.

It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon; which raises...

It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon; which raises...

A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not.

A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.

Ninety-eight percent of American homes have TV sets, which means the people in the other...

Ninety-eight percent of American homes have TV sets, which means the people in the other...

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you...

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you...

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or...

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or...

Sex is a two-way treat.

Sex is a two-way treat.

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the...

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the...

You've heard of the three ages of man - youth, age, and you are looking...

You've heard of the three ages of man - youth, age, and you are looking...

What all your sex desire is Sovereignty

What all your sex desire is Sovereignty