Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.

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A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not.

A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not.

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you...

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you...

Ninety-eight percent of American homes have TV sets, which means the people in the other...

Ninety-eight percent of American homes have TV sets, which means the people in the other...

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or...

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or...

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

You never realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something.

You never realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something.

The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis.

The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

Experience is that marvelous thing that enable you to recognize a mistake when you make...

Experience is that marvelous thing that enable you to recognize a mistake when you make...

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

The most efficient labor-saving device is still money.

The most efficient labor-saving device is still money.

Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the...

Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the...

Originality is the art of concealing your source.

Originality is the art of concealing your source.

Sex is a two-way treat.

Sex is a two-way treat.

Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper bringing-up, a sound set of...

Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper bringing-up, a sound set of...

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.