Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
Opportunity is a favorable occasion for grasping a disappointment.
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
Absence blots people out. We really have no absent friends.
Dog - a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and...
Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man -...
Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
A cat is a soft, indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things...
The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.
Impiety. Your irreverence toward my deity.
INFLUENCE, n. In politics, a visionary _quo_ given in exchange for a substantial _quid_.
MONARCHICAL GOVERNMENT, n. Government.
I think love is the most unbelievable, and critical, thing in civilization. Everything else is...
Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making...
LAOCOON, n. A famous piece of antique scripture representing a priest of that name and...
Battle, n., A method of untying with the teeth a political knot that would not...
When you doubt, abstain.
PATRIOTISM, n. Combustible rubbish read to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his...
There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come...
Do not confine your children to your own learning, for they were born in another...