Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
PRESIDENCY, n. The greased pig in the field game of American politics.
Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
PUSH, n. One of the two things mainly conducive to success, especially in politics. The...
It is evident that skepticism, while it makes no actual change in man, always makes...
Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.
Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
Suffrage, noun. Expression of opinion by means of a ballot. The right of suffrage (which...
Pain: an uncomfortable frame of mind that may have a physical basis in something that...
Impiety. Your irreverence toward my deity.
FUNERAL, n. A pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the...
Alliance - in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so...
What this country needs what every country needs occasionally is a good hard bloody war...
Destiny: A tyrant's authority for crime and a fool's excuse for failure.
It was one of those perfect English autumnal days which occur more frequently in memory...
Christian: One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited...
Incompatibility. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.
OPTIMISM, n. The doctrine, or belief, that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly, everything...
The spiritual attitude of a man to a god and a dog to a man.
You'll find boredom where there is the absence of a good idea
Love fed fat soon turns to boredom