Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill.

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I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up...

I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up...

I always like to get local music when I'm in another country.

I always like to get local music when I'm in another country.

Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all...

Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all...

Let's stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment, shall we?

Let's stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment, shall we?

My bedspread isn't washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day, I'll have...

My bedspread isn't washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day, I'll have...

The theme of the party was Neverland Ranch, so guests were asked to come as...

The theme of the party was Neverland Ranch, so guests were asked to come as...

Usually, jet lag is not this big of an issue for me. I'm not sure...

Usually, jet lag is not this big of an issue for me. I'm not sure...

I have found that many other countries will buy off on anything American. As much...

I have found that many other countries will buy off on anything American. As much...

Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about...

Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about...

I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable...

I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable...

I know you aren't supposed to speak ill of the dead.

I know you aren't supposed to speak ill of the dead.

I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer,...

I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer,...

I can wholeheartedly apologize for not being at all sorry. And it really is the...

I can wholeheartedly apologize for not being at all sorry. And it really is the...

I never have anything to talk about.

I never have anything to talk about.

I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for.

I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for.

I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton...

I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton...

I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might...

I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might...