People never believe you.

Quote by J D Salinger

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Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than...

Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than...

It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do...

It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do...

How long should a man's legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.

How long should a man's legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.

I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's...

I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's...

I'm sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I...

I'm sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I...

I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life.

I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life.

I don't even like old cars. I'd rather have a goddam horse. A horse is...

I don't even like old cars. I'd rather have a goddam horse. A horse is...

People never notice anything.

People never notice anything.

I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make...

I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make...

I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

How do you know you're going to do something, untill you do it?

How do you know you're going to do something, untill you do it?

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me...

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me...

Mothers are all slightly insane.

Mothers are all slightly insane.

He had a theory, Walt did, that the religious life, and all the agony that...

He had a theory, Walt did, that the religious life, and all the agony that...

An artist's only concern is to shoot for some kind of perfection, and on his...

An artist's only concern is to shoot for some kind of perfection, and on his...

The worst thing that being an artist could do to you would be that it...

The worst thing that being an artist could do to you would be that it...

Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell.

Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell.

I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's...

I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's...

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by...

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by...

There are so many pressures that are put upon young women. Whatever we can do...

There are so many pressures that are put upon young women. Whatever we can do...