Mothers are all slightly insane.

Quote by J D Salinger

Topics: Insanity Quotes, Mothers Quotes

People never believe you.

People never believe you.

He had a theory, Walt did, that the religious life, and all the agony that...

He had a theory, Walt did, that the religious life, and all the agony that...

They didn't act like people and they didn't act like actors. It's hard to explain....

They didn't act like people and they didn't act like actors. It's hard to explain....

It was a very stupid thing to do, I'll admit, but I hardly didn't even...

It was a very stupid thing to do, I'll admit, but I hardly didn't even...

Mothers are all slightly insane.

Mothers are all slightly insane.

You take somebody that cries their goddam eyes out over phoney stuff in the movies,...

You take somebody that cries their goddam eyes out over phoney stuff in the movies,...

How do you know you're going to do something, untill you do it?

How do you know you're going to do something, untill you do it?

Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than...

Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than...

I'm sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I...

I'm sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I...

I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's...

I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's...

I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do...

It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do...

I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot.

I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot.

I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's...

I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's...

I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make...

I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make...

If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's...

If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's...

The worst thing that being an artist could do to you would be that it...

The worst thing that being an artist could do to you would be that it...

Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell.

Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell.

I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life.

I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life.

All morons hate it when you call them a moron.

All morons hate it when you call them a moron.