I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life.

Quote by J D Salinger

Topics: J D Salinger Quotes

It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do...

It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do...

If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's...

If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's...

All morons hate it when you call them a moron.

All morons hate it when you call them a moron.

People never believe you.

People never believe you.

How do you know you're going to do something, untill you do it?

How do you know you're going to do something, untill you do it?

If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's...

If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's...

I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot.

I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot.

I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's...

I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's...

He had a theory, Walt did, that the religious life, and all the agony that...

He had a theory, Walt did, that the religious life, and all the agony that...

I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make...

I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make...

Mothers are all slightly insane.

Mothers are all slightly insane.

The worst thing that being an artist could do to you would be that it...

The worst thing that being an artist could do to you would be that it...

An artist's only concern is to shoot for some kind of perfection, and on his...

An artist's only concern is to shoot for some kind of perfection, and on his...

How long should a man's legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.

How long should a man's legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.

I don't exactly know what I mean by that, but I mean it.

I don't exactly know what I mean by that, but I mean it.

He had a theory, Walt did, that the religious life, and all the agony that...

He had a theory, Walt did, that the religious life, and all the agony that...

It was a very stupid thing to do, I'll admit, but I hardly didn't even...

It was a very stupid thing to do, I'll admit, but I hardly didn't even...

They didn't act like people and they didn't act like actors. It's hard to explain....

They didn't act like people and they didn't act like actors. It's hard to explain....

I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make...

I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make...

I don't even like old cars. I'd rather have a goddam horse. A horse is...

I don't even like old cars. I'd rather have a goddam horse. A horse is...