People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater and even a newspaperman, but if a man doesn't drive, there's something wrong with him.

Quote by Art Buchwald

Topics: People Quotes

Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television?

Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television?

Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past...

Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past...

I worship the quicksand he walks in.

I worship the quicksand he walks in.

A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American....

A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American....

You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing...

You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing...

So far things are going my way. I am known in the hospice as The...

So far things are going my way. I am known in the hospice as The...

Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past...

Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past...

Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, I am not a...

Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, I am not a...

Any company executive who overcharges the government more than $5 million will be fined $50...

Any company executive who overcharges the government more than $5 million will be fined $50...

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time...

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time...

I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make...

I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make...

Whether it is the best of times or the worst of times, it is the...

Whether it is the best of times or the worst of times, it is the...

The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that...

The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that...

If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a...

If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a...

Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along...

Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along...

Television has a real problem. They have no page two.

Television has a real problem. They have no page two.

Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along...

Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along...

What's really important in life? Sitting on a beach? Looking at television eight hours a...

What's really important in life? Sitting on a beach? Looking at television eight hours a...

Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been...

Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been...

We became spear carriers in a great televised opera. We were props in a show....

We became spear carriers in a great televised opera. We were props in a show....