Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
Education: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of...
Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to...
I think love is the most unbelievable, and critical, thing in civilization. Everything else is...
Battle, n., A method of untying with the teeth a political knot that would not...
Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art.
Infidel: In New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion; in Constantinople,...
SCRIPTURES, n. The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and...
Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
YOUTH, n. The Period of Possibility, when Archimedes finds a fulcrum, Cassandra has a following...
Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
Convent - a place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon...
Doubt begins only at the last frontiers of what is possible.
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog
Optimism - the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
Christian Fundamentalism: The doctrine that there is an absolutely powerful, infinitely knowledgeable, universe spanning entity...
I think a man's duty is to find out where the truth is, or if...