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I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms...

I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms...

Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work...

Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work...

In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the...

In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the...

I am not a prisoner of my sexuality like men younger than myself although I...

I am not a prisoner of my sexuality like men younger than myself although I...

For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was...

For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was...

You need fighters like me to battle, because frankly The New York Times and the...

You need fighters like me to battle, because frankly The New York Times and the...

I'm a crusader. I really believe in the First Amendment, and I use it fully,...

I'm a crusader. I really believe in the First Amendment, and I use it fully,...

Philosophy is an attempt by man to find cause and effect. Religion has the same...

Philosophy is an attempt by man to find cause and effect. Religion has the same...

To date or not to date that is the question. It's almost as important as...

To date or not to date that is the question. It's almost as important as...

Celebrity gives us delusion of self importance.

Celebrity gives us delusion of self importance.

So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom.

So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom.

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married...

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married...

The true success is the person who invented himself.

The true success is the person who invented himself.

There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and...

There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and...

When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you...

When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you...

Love is a deception and a trap. Love is as big a myth that God...

Love is a deception and a trap. Love is as big a myth that God...

Since fame is an illusion and death is in our future all we have is...

Since fame is an illusion and death is in our future all we have is...

Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and...

Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and...

A self made man is a rarity and hated by the parasites that floated to...

A self made man is a rarity and hated by the parasites that floated to...

Married life is an existence with bars around it.

Married life is an existence with bars around it.