There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors. I want my woman to be the sharper image robot so that she can be turned off.

Quote by Al Goldstein

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Married life is an existence with bars around it.

Married life is an existence with bars around it.

For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was...

For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was...

When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you...

When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you...

I refuse to be silenced.

I refuse to be silenced.

Love is a deception and a trap. Love is as big a myth that God...

Love is a deception and a trap. Love is as big a myth that God...

I am not a prisoner of my sexuality like men younger than myself although I...

I am not a prisoner of my sexuality like men younger than myself although I...

In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the...

In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the...

Philosophy is an attempt by man to find cause and effect. Religion has the same...

Philosophy is an attempt by man to find cause and effect. Religion has the same...

So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom.

So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom.

You need fighters like me to battle, because frankly The New York Times and the...

You need fighters like me to battle, because frankly The New York Times and the...

Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and...

Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and...

To date or not to date that is the question. It's almost as important as...

To date or not to date that is the question. It's almost as important as...

Since fame is an illusion and death is in our future all we have is...

Since fame is an illusion and death is in our future all we have is...

Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to...

Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to...

The true success is the person who invented himself.

The true success is the person who invented himself.

I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms...

I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms...

A self made man is a rarity and hated by the parasites that floated to...

A self made man is a rarity and hated by the parasites that floated to...

Celebrity gives us delusion of self importance.

Celebrity gives us delusion of self importance.

I suppose I have a highly developed capacity for self-delusion, so it's no problem for...

I suppose I have a highly developed capacity for self-delusion, so it's no problem for...

When you really think about it, I'm not delusional enough to think that what I...

When you really think about it, I'm not delusional enough to think that what I...