When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York, in Amsterdam and L.A., when your wife is dying and your son abandons you, you don't feel…

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Married life is an existence with bars around it.

Married life is an existence with bars around it.

Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to...

Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to...

You need fighters like me to battle, because frankly The New York Times and the...

You need fighters like me to battle, because frankly The New York Times and the...

Philosophy is an attempt by man to find cause and effect. Religion has the same...

Philosophy is an attempt by man to find cause and effect. Religion has the same...

A self made man is a rarity and hated by the parasites that floated to...

A self made man is a rarity and hated by the parasites that floated to...

The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she...

The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she...

Our stock in trade is raw, flailing sex.

Our stock in trade is raw, flailing sex.

So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom.

So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom.

In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the...

In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the...

There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and...

There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and...

The true success is the person who invented himself.

The true success is the person who invented himself.

I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms...

I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms...

For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was...

For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was...

Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work...

Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work...

I am not a prisoner of my sexuality like men younger than myself although I...

I am not a prisoner of my sexuality like men younger than myself although I...

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married...

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married...

Celebrity gives us delusion of self importance.

Celebrity gives us delusion of self importance.

No man is happy without a delusion of some kind. Delusions are as necessary to...

No man is happy without a delusion of some kind. Delusions are as necessary to...

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

One of the greatest delusions in the world is the hope that the evils in...

One of the greatest delusions in the world is the hope that the evils in...