Theres one image in my life that consistently makes me happy, no matter when I think about it, and that image, that one image is your big tits.

Quote by Kenny Powers

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If you wont listen to my words, then listen to my dancing feet.

If you wont listen to my words, then listen to my dancing feet.

Just trust me Its better to be strangled by a necklace of Mexicans, than to...

Just trust me Its better to be strangled by a necklace of Mexicans, than to...

Sure, Ive been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, Im not. I honestly just...

Sure, Ive been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, Im not. I honestly just...

Reminds me of why Im here in the first place. A quest is nuthin if...

Reminds me of why Im here in the first place. A quest is nuthin if...

I could stand to lose four, maybe five pounds to get back into practical game...

I could stand to lose four, maybe five pounds to get back into practical game...

I throw one to him, next thing you know Im at the grocery store, the...

I throw one to him, next thing you know Im at the grocery store, the...

Never in a million years would I imagine myself being in Mexico. After all, who...

Never in a million years would I imagine myself being in Mexico. After all, who...

You were driving because you are my assistant. And thats what my assistant does he...

You were driving because you are my assistant. And thats what my assistant does he...

I'm trying so hard not to be an *sshole to you guys, Ok? I'm just...

I'm trying so hard not to be an *sshole to you guys, Ok? I'm just...

I play real sports, not try to be the best at exercising.

I play real sports, not try to be the best at exercising.

Smashing a brick through a f*cking dudes window is nothing compared to the things Ive...

Smashing a brick through a f*cking dudes window is nothing compared to the things Ive...

But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it...

But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it...

Im trying so hard not to be an *sshole to you guys, Ok? Im just...

Im trying so hard not to be an *sshole to you guys, Ok? Im just...

But to capture the heart of one of your teachers, and take her away from...

But to capture the heart of one of your teachers, and take her away from...

I learned alot down in Mexico. I learned that sometimes to be the man, you...

I learned alot down in Mexico. I learned that sometimes to be the man, you...

Gods takin a dump on my face.

Gods takin a dump on my face.

Im Kenny Powers! And I am very upset with how I am acting right now....

Im Kenny Powers! And I am very upset with how I am acting right now....

When my ass was 19 years old I changed the face of professional baseball.

When my ass was 19 years old I changed the face of professional baseball.

Oddly enough, the people here arent that different from the ones back home, when you...

Oddly enough, the people here arent that different from the ones back home, when you...

Besides getting shot on the back of the head, do you know what else Abraham...

Besides getting shot on the back of the head, do you know what else Abraham...