Just trust me Its better to be strangled by a necklace of Mexicans, than to be strangled by no one at all.

Quote by Kenny Powers

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Besides getting shot on the back of the head, do you know what else Abraham...

Besides getting shot on the back of the head, do you know what else Abraham...

I'm trying so hard not to be an *sshole to you guys, Ok? I'm just...

I'm trying so hard not to be an *sshole to you guys, Ok? I'm just...

If you wont listen to my words, then listen to my dancing feet.

If you wont listen to my words, then listen to my dancing feet.

Dare to dream, dare to drink.

Dare to dream, dare to drink.

I play real sports, not try to be the best at exercising.

I play real sports, not try to be the best at exercising.

Im the man who has the ball. Im the man who can throw it faster...

Im the man who has the ball. Im the man who can throw it faster...

Smashing a brick through a f*cking dudes window is nothing compared to the things Ive...

Smashing a brick through a f*cking dudes window is nothing compared to the things Ive...

You were driving because you are my assistant. And thats what my assistant does he...

You were driving because you are my assistant. And thats what my assistant does he...

When my ass was 19 years old I changed the face of professional baseball.

When my ass was 19 years old I changed the face of professional baseball.

I am talking about me. I want these are questions about me personally as a...

I am talking about me. I want these are questions about me personally as a...

I have been blessed with many things in this life an arm like a damn...

I have been blessed with many things in this life an arm like a damn...

I could stand to lose four, maybe five pounds to get back into practical game...

I could stand to lose four, maybe five pounds to get back into practical game...

I throw one to him, next thing you know Im at the grocery store, the...

I throw one to him, next thing you know Im at the grocery store, the...

Are you ready to learn some next level sh*t? From this moment on you guys...

Are you ready to learn some next level sh*t? From this moment on you guys...

Change is fucking good - but folding money is better.

Change is fucking good - but folding money is better.

But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it...

But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it...

Gods takin a dump on my face.

Gods takin a dump on my face.

I could use somebody like you. Just do all my bullsht, my fcking running around....

I could use somebody like you. Just do all my bullsh*t, my f*cking running around....

Reminds me of why Im here in the first place. A quest is nuthin if...

Reminds me of why Im here in the first place. A quest is nuthin if...

I learned alot down in Mexico. I learned that sometimes to be the man, you...

I learned alot down in Mexico. I learned that sometimes to be the man, you...