It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.

Quote by Max Eastman

Topics: Humor Quotes, Sense Of Humor Quotes

A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the...

A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the...

A poet in history is divine, but a poet in the next room is a...

A poet in history is divine, but a poet in the next room is a...

A smile is the universal welcome.

A smile is the universal welcome.

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.

Classic art was the art of necessity: modern romantic art bears the stamp of caprice...

Classic art was the art of necessity: modern romantic art bears the stamp of caprice...

A liberal mind is a mind that is able to imagine itself believing anything.

A liberal mind is a mind that is able to imagine itself believing anything.

I don't know why it is we are in such a hurry to get up...

I don't know why it is we are in such a hurry to get up...

A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the...

A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the...

A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night....

A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night....

I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke...

I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke...

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into...

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into...

So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?' She said: 'I...

So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?' She said: 'I...

I've got a very poor sense of direction. I keep forgetting which way is forwards.

I've got a very poor sense of direction. I keep forgetting which way is forwards.

So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang...

So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang...

People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the...

People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the...

They mustn't know my despair, I can't let them see the wounds which they have...

They mustn't know my despair, I can't let them see the wounds which they have...

Most jokes state a bitter truth

Most jokes state a bitter truth

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was....

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was....

A joke is a very serious thing

A joke is a very serious thing