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Those bellhops in Miami are tip-happy. I ordered a deck of playing cards and the...

Those bellhops in Miami are tip-happy. I ordered a deck of playing cards and the...

Dublin university contains the cream of Ireland: Rich and thick.

Dublin university contains the cream of Ireland: Rich and thick.

I've been in more laps than a napkin.

I've been in more laps than a napkin.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending.

Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending.

I never drink coffee at work...mainly because it keeps me awake.

I never drink coffee at work...mainly because it keeps me awake.

Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, Well, this has been fun, but we know you have...

Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, Well, this has been fun, but we know you have...

Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws, I love it when they...

Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws, I love it when they...

Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in...

A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in...

Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation...

Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation...

Volleyball is just a more intense version of 'Don't let the balloon touch the floor.'

Volleyball is just a more intense version of 'Don't let the balloon touch the floor.'

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her...

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her...

Experience is a dear teacher, and only fools will learn from no other.

Experience is a dear teacher, and only fools will learn from no other.

Monday is a dreadful way to spend 1/7 of your life.

Monday is a dreadful way to spend 1/7 of your life.

Children from the age of five to ten should watch more television. Television depicts adults...

Children from the age of five to ten should watch more television. Television depicts adults...

I look at going to Hollywood as going behind enemy lines. You parachute in, set...

I look at going to Hollywood as going behind enemy lines. You parachute in, set...

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

The desire to take medicine is perhaps the greatest feature which distinguishes man from animals.

The desire to take medicine is perhaps the greatest feature which distinguishes man from animals.

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.