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A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts.

Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts.

Age is not important unless you're a cheese.

Age is not important unless you're a cheese.

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

Ours is an age of criticism, to which everything must be subjected. The sacredness of...

Ours is an age of criticism, to which everything must be subjected. The sacredness of...

Electronic calculators can solve problems which the man who made them cannot solve; but no...

Electronic calculators can solve problems which the man who made them cannot solve; but no...

Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws, I love it when they...

Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws, I love it when they...

I would describe my spirituality as exactly the opposite of having a religious affiliation.

I would describe my spirituality as exactly the opposite of having a religious affiliation.

Hand wash only = 'Machine wash, gentle cycle.'

Hand wash only = 'Machine wash, gentle cycle.'

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.

I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

The universal medicine for the Soul is the Supreme Reason and Absolute Justice; for the...

The universal medicine for the Soul is the Supreme Reason and Absolute Justice; for the...

Medicine can only cure curable disease, and then not always

Medicine can only cure curable disease, and then not always