Ninety-eight percent of American homes have TV sets, which means the people in the other 2% have to generate their own sex and violence.

Quote by Franklin P Jones

Topics: America And Americans Quotes, Home Quotes

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or...

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or...

A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not.

A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not.

When you get something for nothing, you just haven't been billed for it yet.

When you get something for nothing, you just haven't been billed for it yet.

Sex is a two-way treat.

Sex is a two-way treat.

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you...

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you...

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or...

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or...

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you...

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you...

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.

Love doesn't make the word go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Love doesn't make the word go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a...

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a...

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

You never realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something.

You never realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something.

One trouble with developing speed reading skills is that by the time you realize a...

One trouble with developing speed reading skills is that by the time you realize a...

Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper bringing-up, a sound set of...

Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper bringing-up, a sound set of...

An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.

An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.