Ninety-eight percent of American homes have TV sets, which means the people in the other 2% have to generate their own sex and violence.

Quote by Franklin P Jones

Topics: America And Americans Quotes, Home Quotes

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or...

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or...

All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have...

All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have...

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Sex is a two-way treat.

Sex is a two-way treat.

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a...

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a...

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or...

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or...

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Originality is the art of concealing your source.

Originality is the art of concealing your source.

It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon; which raises...

It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon; which raises...

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

The easiest way to solve a problem is to pick an easy one.

The easiest way to solve a problem is to pick an easy one.

One trouble with developing speed reading skills is that by the time you realize a...

One trouble with developing speed reading skills is that by the time you realize a...

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a...

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a...

Love doesn't make the world go 'round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile

Love doesn't make the world go 'round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile

What makes resisting temptation difficult for many people is they don't want to discourage it...

What makes resisting temptation difficult for many people is they don't want to discourage it...

Americans can eat garbage, provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup, mustard, chili sauce, Tabasco...

Americans can eat garbage, provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup, mustard, chili sauce, Tabasco...

Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house

Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house

Advertisers, not governments, are the primary censors of media content in the United States today.

Advertisers, not governments, are the primary censors of media content in the United States today.

So my degree was in political science, which I think was - the closest I...

So my degree was in political science, which I think was - the closest I...