Ninety-eight percent of American homes have TV sets, which means the people in the other 2% have to generate their own sex and violence.

Quote by Franklin P Jones

Topics: America And Americans Quotes, Home Quotes

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper bringing-up, a sound set of...

Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper bringing-up, a sound set of...

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile

Love doesn't make the world go 'round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.

All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have...

All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have...

When you get something for nothing, you just haven't been billed for it yet.

When you get something for nothing, you just haven't been billed for it yet.

The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis.

The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis.

Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make...

Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make...

Love doesn't make the word go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Love doesn't make the word go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Experience is that marvelous thing that enable you to recognize a mistake when you make...

Experience is that marvelous thing that enable you to recognize a mistake when you make...

Originality is the art of concealing your source.

Originality is the art of concealing your source.

Once a man has imagined the immensity of space, has contemplated evolution and the magnitude...

Once a man has imagined the immensity of space, has contemplated evolution and the magnitude...

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

There is a story that when incoming jets throttle back for the approach to Belfast's...

There is a story that when incoming jets throttle back for the approach to Belfast's...