Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Ambrose Bierce Quotes
Romance is the fiction that owes no allegiance to the God of things as they...
ABDOMEN, n. The temple of the god Stomach, in whose worship, with sacrificial rights, all...
RECOUNT, n. In American politics, another throw of the dice, accorded to the player against...
Erudition - dust shaken out of a book into an empty skull.
ADVICE, n. The smallest current coin. The man was in such deep distress, Said Tom,...
Experience is a revelation in the light of which we renounce our errors of youth...
Confidante: One entrusted by A with the secrets of B confided to herself by C.
Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
LONGEVITY, n. Uncommon extension of the fear of death.
Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
LOSS, n. Privation of that which we had, or had not. Thus, in the latter...
Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.
Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making...
To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense.
PUSH, n. One of the two things mainly conducive to success, especially in politics. The...
Kindness is a brief preface to ten volumes of exaction.
God won't ask what you did to help yourself but will ask what you did...
Kindness is the beginning of cruelty.