DELEGATION, n. In American politics, an article of merchandise that comes in sets.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Positive, adj.: Mistaken at the top of one's voice.
Experience is a revelation in the light of which we renounce our errors of youth...
TEETOTALER, n. One who abstains from strong drink, sometimes totally, sometimes tolerably totally.
INJUSTICE, n. A burden which of all those that we load upon others and carry...
PALMISTRY, n. The 947th method (according to Mimbleshaw's classification) of obtaining money by false pretences....
Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable.
When you doubt, abstain.
Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
There are 4 kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.
Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.
USAGE, n. The First Person of the literary Trinity, the Second and Third being Custom...
Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by...
A miracle is an act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable,...
OBSESSED, p.p. Vexed by an evil spirit, like the Gadarene swine and other critics. Obsession...
Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable
Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.
Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which...
PATRIOTISM, n. Combustible rubbish read to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his...
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've...
A man was famous according as he had lifted up axes upon the thick trees.