I have a lot of vanity.

Quote by Jack Nicholson

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What's beautiful is all that counts, pal. That's ALL that counts.

What's beautiful is all that counts, pal. That's ALL that counts.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch.

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they...

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they...

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your...

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your...

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

A star on a movie set is like a time bomb. That bomb has got...

A star on a movie set is like a time bomb. That bomb has got...

I'm an actor who they said was wrinkled and balding and everything else when I...

I'm an actor who they said was wrinkled and balding and everything else when I...

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

I've never been able to say I've been influenced by a list of artists I...

I've never been able to say I've been influenced by a list of artists I...

I never had a policy about marriage. I got married very young in life and...

I never had a policy about marriage. I got married very young in life and...

Frankly, I got into the movies because I like the movies a lot.

Frankly, I got into the movies because I like the movies a lot.

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in...

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in...

Acting is everybody's favorite second job.

Acting is everybody's favorite second job.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

I don't want people to know what I'm actually like. It's not good for an...

I don't want people to know what I'm actually like. It's not good for an...

I'm not hard to get along with.

I'm not hard to get along with.

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote...

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote...

It's a slight stretch of the imagination but most people are alike in most ways...

It's a slight stretch of the imagination but most people are alike in most ways...

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking...

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking...

Early on, if I was alone two three nights in a row, I'd start writing...

Early on, if I was alone two three nights in a row, I'd start writing...