My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.

Quote by Penn Jillett

Topics: Internet Quotes

On the Internet, inside information is currency, and there will always be counterfeiters among us.

On the Internet, inside information is currency, and there will always be counterfeiters among us.

I was afraid of it [the internet]... because I couldn't type.

I was afraid of it [the internet]... because I couldn't type.

In 10 years, one of the hardest things kids will have to do, will be...

In 10 years, one of the hardest things kids will have to do, will be...

Technology really has turned out to be a wonderful thing. . . . So Americans...

Technology really has turned out to be a wonderful thing. . . . So Americans...

Information on the Internet is subject to the same rules and regulations as conversation at...

Information on the Internet is subject to the same rules and regulations as conversation at...

Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a...

Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a...

The Internet provides a delivery system for pathological states of mind.

The Internet provides a delivery system for pathological states of mind.

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

On the Internet, Nobody Knows You're a Dog.

On the Internet, Nobody Knows You're a Dog.

We fundamentally believe the first chapter of the Internet is over.

We fundamentally believe the first chapter of the Internet is over.

Surfing on the Internet is like sex; everyone boasts about doing more than they actually...

Surfing on the Internet is like sex; everyone boasts about doing more than they actually...

Radio on the Internet is yet another world-shrinking example of what communications analysts call death...

Radio on the Internet is yet another world-shrinking example of what communications analysts call death...

The Internet isn't free. It just has an economy that makes no sense to capitalism.

The Internet isn't free. It just has an economy that makes no sense to capitalism.

The Internet is an important cultural phenomenon, but that doesn't excuse its failure to comply...

The Internet is an important cultural phenomenon, but that doesn't excuse its failure to comply...

Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been...

Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been...

'Love thy neighbor.' aka don't put a password on your damn WiFi.

'Love thy neighbor.' aka don't put a password on your damn WiFi.

1996 also saw a huge expansion of the Internet, with many major corporations, afraid of...

1996 also saw a huge expansion of the Internet, with many major corporations, afraid of...

The internet interprets censorship as damage and routes around it

The internet interprets censorship as damage and routes around it