Most of the managers are lifetime .220 hitters. For years pitchers have been getting these managers out 75% of the time and that's why they don't like us.

Quote by Bill Lee

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The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing. I said I believed in...

The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing. I said I believed in...

The more self-centered and egotistical a guy is, the better ballplayer he's going to be.

The more self-centered and egotistical a guy is, the better ballplayer he's going to be.

When cerebral processes enter into sports, you start screwing up. It's like the Constitution, which...

When cerebral processes enter into sports, you start screwing up. It's like the Constitution, which...

You take a team with twenty-five assholes and I'll show you a pennant. I'll show...

You take a team with twenty-five assholes and I'll show you a pennant. I'll show...

I'm mad at Hank Aaron for deciding to play one more season. I threw him...

I'm mad at Hank Aaron for deciding to play one more season. I threw him...

Kids don't learn the fundamentals of baseball at the games anymore.

Kids don't learn the fundamentals of baseball at the games anymore.

I'm mad at Hank Aaron for deciding to play one more season. I threw him...

I'm mad at Hank Aaron for deciding to play one more season. I threw him...

You should enter a ballpark the way you enter a church.

You should enter a ballpark the way you enter a church.

People are too hung up on winning. I can get off on a really good...

People are too hung up on winning. I can get off on a really good...

You have two hemispheres in your brain - a left and a right side. The...

You have two hemispheres in your brain - a left and a right side. The...

That was real baseball. We weren't playing for money. They gave us Mickey Mouse watches...

That was real baseball. We weren't playing for money. They gave us Mickey Mouse watches...

The only rule I got is if you slide, get up.

The only rule I got is if you slide, get up.

You take a team with twenty-five assholes and I'll show you a pennant. I'll show...

You take a team with twenty-five assholes and I'll show you a pennant. I'll show...

I think about the cosmic snowball theory. A few million years from now the sun...

I think about the cosmic snowball theory. A few million years from now the sun...

Most of the managers are lifetime .220 hitters. For years pitchers have been getting these...

Most of the managers are lifetime .220 hitters. For years pitchers have been getting these...

I would change policy, bring back natural grass and nickel beer. Baseball is the belly-button...

I would change policy, bring back natural grass and nickel beer. Baseball is the belly-button...

You have two hemispheres in your brain - a left and a right side. The...

You have two hemispheres in your brain - a left and a right side. The...

The human body is a machine which winds its own springs.

The human body is a machine which winds its own springs.

Nothing can so pierce the soul as the uttermost sigh of the body.

Nothing can so pierce the soul as the uttermost sigh of the body.

Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in

Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in