Most of the managers are lifetime .220 hitters. For years pitchers have been getting these managers out 75% of the time and that's why they don't like us.

Quote by Bill Lee

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Kids don't learn the fundamentals of baseball at the games anymore.

Kids don't learn the fundamentals of baseball at the games anymore.

That was real baseball. We weren't playing for money. They gave us Mickey Mouse watches...

That was real baseball. We weren't playing for money. They gave us Mickey Mouse watches...

I would change policy, bring back natural grass and nickel beer. Baseball is the belly-button...

I would change policy, bring back natural grass and nickel beer. Baseball is the belly-button...

You have two hemispheres in your brain - a left and a right side. The...

You have two hemispheres in your brain - a left and a right side. The...

When cerebral processes enter into sports, you start screwing up. It's like the Constitution, which...

When cerebral processes enter into sports, you start screwing up. It's like the Constitution, which...

The only rule I got is if you slide, get up.

The only rule I got is if you slide, get up.

You take a team with twenty-five assholes and I'll show you a pennant. I'll show...

You take a team with twenty-five assholes and I'll show you a pennant. I'll show...

I think about the cosmic snowball theory. A few million years from now the sun...

I think about the cosmic snowball theory. A few million years from now the sun...

Most of the managers are lifetime .220 hitters. For years pitchers have been getting these...

Most of the managers are lifetime .220 hitters. For years pitchers have been getting these...

You should enter a ballpark the way you enter a church.

You should enter a ballpark the way you enter a church.

People are too hung up on winning. I can get off on a really good...

People are too hung up on winning. I can get off on a really good...

You have two hemispheres in your brain - a left and a right side. The...

You have two hemispheres in your brain - a left and a right side. The...

You take a team with twenty-five assholes and I'll show you a pennant. I'll show...

You take a team with twenty-five assholes and I'll show you a pennant. I'll show...

That was real baseball. We weren't playing for money. They gave us Mickey Mouse watches...

That was real baseball. We weren't playing for money. They gave us Mickey Mouse watches...

The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing. I said I believed in...

The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing. I said I believed in...

I'm mad at Hank Aaron for deciding to play one more season. I threw him...

I'm mad at Hank Aaron for deciding to play one more season. I threw him...

I'm mad at Hank Aaron for deciding to play one more season. I threw him...

I'm mad at Hank Aaron for deciding to play one more season. I threw him...

All of the books in the world contain no more information than is broadcast as...

All of the books in the world contain no more information than is broadcast as...

Americas present need is not heroics but healing; not nostrums but normalcy; not revolution but...

Americas present need is not heroics but healing; not nostrums but normalcy; not revolution but...

When any one State in the American Union refuses obedience to the Confederation by which...

When any one State in the American Union refuses obedience to the Confederation by which...

Baseball is like driving, it's the one who gets home safely that counts.

Baseball is like driving, it's the one who gets home safely that counts.