I think about the cosmic snowball theory. A few million years from now the sun will burn out and lose its gravitational pull. The earth will turn into a giant snowball and be hurled through space. When that happens it…

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Most of the managers are lifetime .220 hitters. For years pitchers have been getting these...

Most of the managers are lifetime .220 hitters. For years pitchers have been getting these...

I would change policy, bring back natural grass and nickel beer. Baseball is the belly-button...

I would change policy, bring back natural grass and nickel beer. Baseball is the belly-button...

That was real baseball. We weren't playing for money. They gave us Mickey Mouse watches...

That was real baseball. We weren't playing for money. They gave us Mickey Mouse watches...

When cerebral processes enter into sports, you start screwing up. It's like the Constitution, which...

When cerebral processes enter into sports, you start screwing up. It's like the Constitution, which...

Kids don't learn the fundamentals of baseball at the games anymore.

Kids don't learn the fundamentals of baseball at the games anymore.

People are too hung up on winning. I can get off on a really good...

People are too hung up on winning. I can get off on a really good...

You should enter a ballpark the way you enter a church.

You should enter a ballpark the way you enter a church.

The only rule I got is if you slide, get up.

The only rule I got is if you slide, get up.

The more self-centered and egotistical a guy is, the better ballplayer he's going to be.

The more self-centered and egotistical a guy is, the better ballplayer he's going to be.

The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing. I said I believed in...

The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing. I said I believed in...

Most of the managers are lifetime .220 hitters. For years pitchers have been getting these...

Most of the managers are lifetime .220 hitters. For years pitchers have been getting these...

You have two hemispheres in your brain - a left and a right side. The...

You have two hemispheres in your brain - a left and a right side. The...

You take a team with twenty-five assholes and I'll show you a pennant. I'll show...

You take a team with twenty-five assholes and I'll show you a pennant. I'll show...

You have two hemispheres in your brain - a left and a right side. The...

You have two hemispheres in your brain - a left and a right side. The...

I'm mad at Hank Aaron for deciding to play one more season. I threw him...

I'm mad at Hank Aaron for deciding to play one more season. I threw him...

I'm mad at Hank Aaron for deciding to play one more season. I threw him...

I'm mad at Hank Aaron for deciding to play one more season. I threw him...

You take a team with twenty-five assholes and I'll show you a pennant. I'll show...

You take a team with twenty-five assholes and I'll show you a pennant. I'll show...

I don't like losing a ballgame any more than a salesman likes losing a sale.

I don't like losing a ballgame any more than a salesman likes losing a sale.

There has always been a saying in baseball that you can't make a hitter, but...

There has always been a saying in baseball that you can't make a hitter, but...

What you have to remember is that baseball isn't a week or a month but...

What you have to remember is that baseball isn't a week or a month but...