Most of the managers are lifetime .220 hitters. For years pitchers have been getting these managers out 75% of the time and that's why they don't like us.

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You should enter a ballpark the way you enter a church.

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That was real baseball. We weren't playing for money. They gave us Mickey Mouse watches...

That was real baseball. We weren't playing for money. They gave us Mickey Mouse watches...

You have two hemispheres in your brain - a left and a right side. The...

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You take a team with twenty-five assholes and I'll show you a pennant. I'll show...

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Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect....

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In all my years of play, I never saw an ump deliberately make an unfair...

Any minute, any day, some players may break a long standing record. That's one of...

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