Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.

Quote by David Lee Roth

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The problem with self-improvement is knowing when to quit.

The problem with self-improvement is knowing when to quit.

Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.

Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.

Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos.

Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos.

The world's a stage, and I want the brightest spot.

The world's a stage, and I want the brightest spot.

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an...

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an...

He who knows how will always work for he who knows why.

He who knows how will always work for he who knows why.

People ask me how far I've come. And I tell them twelve feet: from the...

People ask me how far I've come. And I tell them twelve feet: from the...

You stick your head above the crowd and attract attention and sometimes somebody will throw...

You stick your head above the crowd and attract attention and sometimes somebody will throw...

A lot of rock bands are truly a legend in their own minds.

A lot of rock bands are truly a legend in their own minds.

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

It doesn't get better, it doesn't get worse, but it sure gets different!

It doesn't get better, it doesn't get worse, but it sure gets different!

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.

When you get something like MTV, it's like regular television. You get it, and at...

When you get something like MTV, it's like regular television. You get it, and at...