The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train.

Quote by David Lee Roth

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The world's a stage, and I want the brightest spot.

The world's a stage, and I want the brightest spot.

It doesn't get better, it doesn't get worse, but it sure gets different!

It doesn't get better, it doesn't get worse, but it sure gets different!

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

A lot of rock bands are truly a legend in their own minds.

A lot of rock bands are truly a legend in their own minds.

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.

The problem with self-improvement is knowing when to quit.

The problem with self-improvement is knowing when to quit.

People ask me how far I've come. And I tell them twelve feet: from the...

People ask me how far I've come. And I tell them twelve feet: from the...

Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos.

Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos.

When you get something like MTV, it's like regular television. You get it, and at...

When you get something like MTV, it's like regular television. You get it, and at...

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to...

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to...

He who knows how will always work for he who knows why.

He who knows how will always work for he who knows why.

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.

You stick your head above the crowd and attract attention and sometimes somebody will throw...

You stick your head above the crowd and attract attention and sometimes somebody will throw...

Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.

Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.

I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends.

I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends.

The best part of sleepovers are the deep conversations you have in the middle of...

The best part of sleepovers are the deep conversations you have in the middle of...

Having 20 girlfriends isn't swag...having 1 girlfriend and 19 girls chasing you is.

Having 20 girlfriends isn't swag...having 1 girlfriend and 19 girls chasing you is.

A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your...

A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your...

Those annoying girls who always try to flirt with guys who have girlfriends. Go away!

Those annoying girls who always try to flirt with guys who have girlfriends. Go away!

I always say now that I'm in my blonde years. Because since the end of...

I always say now that I'm in my blonde years. Because since the end of...

That song, for me, is about drugs and alcohol and loss and love. It's about...

That song, for me, is about drugs and alcohol and loss and love. It's about...