The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train.

Quote by David Lee Roth

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The problem with self-improvement is knowing when to quit.

The problem with self-improvement is knowing when to quit.

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

The world's a stage, and I want the brightest spot.

The world's a stage, and I want the brightest spot.

You stick your head above the crowd and attract attention and sometimes somebody will throw...

You stick your head above the crowd and attract attention and sometimes somebody will throw...

It doesn't get better, it doesn't get worse, but it sure gets different!

It doesn't get better, it doesn't get worse, but it sure gets different!

People ask me how far I've come. And I tell them twelve feet: from the...

People ask me how far I've come. And I tell them twelve feet: from the...

When you get something like MTV, it's like regular television. You get it, and at...

When you get something like MTV, it's like regular television. You get it, and at...

A lot of rock bands are truly a legend in their own minds.

A lot of rock bands are truly a legend in their own minds.

Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos.

Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos.

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to...

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to...

He who knows how will always work for he who knows why.

He who knows how will always work for he who knows why.

Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.

Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.

I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends.

I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends.

All girlfriends want their boyfriends to call them beautiful everyday.

All girlfriends want their boyfriends to call them beautiful everyday.

As hard as it is and as tired as I am, I force myself to...

As hard as it is and as tired as I am, I force myself to...

The best part of sleepovers are the deep conversations you have in the middle of...

The best part of sleepovers are the deep conversations you have in the middle of...

A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your...

A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your...

My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.

My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.

Cocktail music is accepted as audible wallpaper.

Cocktail music is accepted as audible wallpaper.