I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.

Quote by David Lee Roth

Topics: Drugs Quotes, Money Quotes

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an...

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an...

The world's a stage, and I want the brightest spot.

The world's a stage, and I want the brightest spot.

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.

He who knows how will always work for he who knows why.

He who knows how will always work for he who knows why.

A lot of rock bands are truly a legend in their own minds.

A lot of rock bands are truly a legend in their own minds.

It doesn't get better, it doesn't get worse, but it sure gets different!

It doesn't get better, it doesn't get worse, but it sure gets different!

When you get something like MTV, it's like regular television. You get it, and at...

When you get something like MTV, it's like regular television. You get it, and at...

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to...

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to...

People ask me how far I've come. And I tell them twelve feet: from the...

People ask me how far I've come. And I tell them twelve feet: from the...

Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos.

Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos.

You stick your head above the crowd and attract attention and sometimes somebody will throw...

You stick your head above the crowd and attract attention and sometimes somebody will throw...

The problem with self-improvement is knowing when to quit.

The problem with self-improvement is knowing when to quit.

Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.

Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.

All girlfriends want their boyfriends to call them beautiful everyday.

All girlfriends want their boyfriends to call them beautiful everyday.

I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends.

I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends.

Those annoying girls who always try to flirt with guys who have girlfriends. Go away!

Those annoying girls who always try to flirt with guys who have girlfriends. Go away!

Having 20 girlfriends isn't swag...having 1 girlfriend and 19 girls chasing you is.

Having 20 girlfriends isn't swag...having 1 girlfriend and 19 girls chasing you is.

Girlfriends have a come hither look. Wives have a hitherto look.

Girlfriends have a come hither look. Wives have a hitherto look.

Try to keep as many of your girlfriends as possible even when you have a...

Try to keep as many of your girlfriends as possible even when you have a...

When music and courtesy are better understood and appreciated, there will be no war

When music and courtesy are better understood and appreciated, there will be no war