MONARCHICAL GOVERNMENT, n. Government.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Work: a dangerous disorder affecting high public functionaries who want to go fishing
Ambidextrous, adj.: Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.
Perfection is an imaginary state of quality distinguished from the actual by an element known...
Ardor, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
Religion: A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
SAFETY-CLUTCH, n. A mechanical device acting automatically to prevent the fall of an elevator, or...
DOG, n. A kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and...
I think love is the most unbelievable, and critical, thing in civilization. Everything else is...
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored...
Absence blots people out. We really have no absent friends.
TRUST, n. In American politics, a large corporation composed in greater part of thrifty working...
Opportunity is a favorable occasion for grasping a disappointment
WASHINGTONIAN, n. A Potomac tribesman who exchanged the privilege of governing himself for the advantage...
PRESBYTERIAN, n. One who holds the conviction that the government authorities of the Church should...
Incompatibility. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.
Life - a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
Doubt begins only at the last frontiers of what is possible.
To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense.
Positive, adj.: Mistaken at the top of one's voice.