Men won't read any email from a woman that's over 200 words long.

Quote by Doug Coupland

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Technology favors horrible people.

Technology favors horrible people.

Canadians can easily 'pass for American' as long as we don't accidentally use metric measurements...

Canadians can easily 'pass for American' as long as we don't accidentally use metric measurements...

Once you establish a look, and once everybody recognizes that look as your look, you...

Once you establish a look, and once everybody recognizes that look as your look, you...

Cloning is great. If God made the original, then making copies should be fine.

Cloning is great. If God made the original, then making copies should be fine.

Feeling unique is no indication of uniqueness.

Feeling unique is no indication of uniqueness.

Thinking you're immortal is weirdly similar to being immortal.

Thinking you're immortal is weirdly similar to being immortal.

Before machines the only form of entertainment people really had was relationships.

Before machines the only form of entertainment people really had was relationships.

If someone decides to be a musician now, it means because there is no hope...

If someone decides to be a musician now, it means because there is no hope...

Where does personality end and brain damage begin?

Where does personality end and brain damage begin?

In the future, torture will once again become the recreational sport of the rich.

In the future, torture will once again become the recreational sport of the rich.

If God drives a car, He'd drive a 1973 Ford LTD Brougham sedan with a...

If God drives a car, He'd drive a 1973 Ford LTD Brougham sedan with a...

Sometimes it feels as if everything in life is just something we haul into the...

Sometimes it feels as if everything in life is just something we haul into the...

Purchased experiences don't count.

Purchased experiences don't count.

It also allows you to look as though you're not particularly from the present, future...

It also allows you to look as though you're not particularly from the present, future...

A ring is a halo on your finger.

A ring is a halo on your finger.

You can't get mad at weather because weather's not about you. Apply that lesson to...

You can't get mad at weather because weather's not about you. Apply that lesson to...

Every human being you see in the course of a day has a problem that's...

Every human being you see in the course of a day has a problem that's...

Lottery tickets are a surtax on desperation.

Lottery tickets are a surtax on desperation.

If nothing else, we simply get used to being alive.

If nothing else, we simply get used to being alive.

Every single moment is a coincidence.

Every single moment is a coincidence.