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Looking back at all the people I have insulted, I am mildly surprised that I...

Looking back at all the people I have insulted, I am mildly surprised that I...

Generally speaking, the best people nowadays go into journalism, the second best into business, the...

Generally speaking, the best people nowadays go into journalism, the second best into business, the...

Better to go than sit around being a terrible old bore.

Better to go than sit around being a terrible old bore.

Generally speaking, the best people nowadays go into journalism, the second best into business, the...

Generally speaking, the best people nowadays go into journalism, the second best into business, the...

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that...

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that...

The completely untravelled person will view all foreigners as the savage regards the members of...

The completely untravelled person will view all foreigners as the savage regards the members of...

Ive been fighting with Acorn, alongside Acorn, on issues you care about, my entire career.

Ive been fighting with Acorn, alongside Acorn, on issues you care about, my entire career.

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.

Man made one grave mistake: in answer to vaguely reformist and humanitarian agitation he admitted...

Man made one grave mistake: in answer to vaguely reformist and humanitarian agitation he admitted...

Politics is applesauce.

Politics is applesauce.

If you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you're not a...

If you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you're not a...

It don't take a weather man to look around and see the weather, Jeb said...

It don't take a weather man to look around and see the weather, Jeb said...

Politics is just like show business. You have a hell of an opening, coast for...

Politics is just like show business. You have a hell of an opening, coast for...

The Democratic Party is the party that opened its arms. We opened them to every...

The Democratic Party is the party that opened its arms. We opened them to every...

Did you, too, O friend, suppose democracy was only for elections, for politics, and for...

Did you, too, O friend, suppose democracy was only for elections, for politics, and for...

I've been told by certain politicians that I'm a loose cannon. I'm not! I aim...

I've been told by certain politicians that I'm a loose cannon. I'm not! I aim...

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

Politics... have always been the systematic organization of hatreds.

Politics... have always been the systematic organization of hatreds.

MUGWUMP, n. In politics one afflicted with self-respect and addicted to the vice of independence....

MUGWUMP, n. In politics one afflicted with self-respect and addicted to the vice of independence....