Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.

Quote by P G Wodehouse

Topics: P G Wodehouse Quotes

Flowers are happy things.

Flowers are happy things.

I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I...

I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I...

Has anybody ever seen a dramatic critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come...

Has anybody ever seen a dramatic critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come...

I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.

I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.

Success comes to a writer as a rule, so gradually that it is always something...

Success comes to a writer as a rule, so gradually that it is always something...

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance...

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance...

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the...

The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the...

I just sit at a typewriter and curse a bit.

I just sit at a typewriter and curse a bit.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at...

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at...

He was white and shaken, like a dry martini.

He was white and shaken, like a dry martini.

Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough...

Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough...

It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people...

It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people...

Few of them were to be trusted within reach of a trowel and a pile...

Few of them were to be trusted within reach of a trowel and a pile...

Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to...

Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to...

I just sit at a typewriter and curse a bit.

I just sit at a typewriter and curse a bit.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Never let up. The more you can win by, the more doubts you put in...

Never let up. The more you can win by, the more doubts you put in...

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't...

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't...

If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out...

If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out...