Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite.

Quote by Jean Kerr

Topics: Mankind Quotes

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee...

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee...

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that...

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that...

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that...

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that...

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all...

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all...

Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that...

Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that...

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just...

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just...

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way...

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way...

I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure.

I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure.

Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn't permanent

Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn't permanent

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is the assumption...

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is the assumption...

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption...

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption...

Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no matter...

Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no matter...

A man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for...

A man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for...

I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.

I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to...

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to...

You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a...

You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a...

When the grandmothers of today hear the word Chippendales, they don't necessary think of chairs.

When the grandmothers of today hear the word Chippendales, they don't necessary think of chairs.

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person...

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person...

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What...

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What...

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way...

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way...