Meekness: Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth while.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Ambrose Bierce Quotes
Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
There are four kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.
Education: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of...
Incompatibility. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.
Prejudice - a vagrant opinion without visible means of support.
Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or...
Destiny: A tyrant's authority for crime and a fool's excuse for failure.
Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
Capital Punishment, a penalty regarding the justice and expediency of which many worthy persons -...
Advice is the smallest current coin.
Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern...
Doubt, indulged and cherished, is in danger of becoming denial; but if honest, and bent...
TEETOTALER, n. One who abstains from strong drink, sometimes totally, sometimes tolerably totally.
A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks...
I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers. What I said was that all saloonkeepers are...
Anoint, v.: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery.
Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and...
The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing...
John Travolta said he sometimes lets his friends take control of his airplane even though...