Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Ambrose Bierce Quotes
COMMERCE, n. A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of...
Absence blots people out. We really have no absent friends.
In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored...
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which...
Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your...
(Love) A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Creditor. One of a tribe of savages dwelling beyond the Financial Straits and dreaded for...
Ambidextrous, adj.: Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.
Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.
Forgetfulness - a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of...
Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.
Women in love are less ashamed than men. They have less to be ashamed of.
ELEGY, n. A composition in verse, in which, without employing any of the methods of...
Fidelity - a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
A man is known by the company he organizes.
Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man -...
Suffrage, noun. Expression of opinion by means of a ballot. The right of suffrage (which...