Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
FAMOUS, adj. Conspicuously miserable. Done to a turn on the iron, behold Him who to...
Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the...
Who never doubted, never half believed. Where doubt is, there truth is - it is...
INFLUENCE, n. In politics, a visionary _quo_ given in exchange for a substantial _quid_.
I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers. What I said was that all saloonkeepers are...
Revolution, n. In politics, an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.
Confidante: One entrusted by A with the secrets of B confided to herself by C.
Advice is the smallest current coin.
RIBROASTER, n. Censorious language by oneself concerning another. The word is of classical refinement, and...
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself...
Eloquence, n. The art of orally persuading fools that white is the color that it...
Bore: a person who talks when you wish him to listen.
USAGE, n. The First Person of the literary Trinity, the Second and Third being Custom...
Egotism, n: Doing the New York Times crossword puzzle with a pen.
Prescription: A physician's guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to...
Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
Life - a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public...
Where annual elections end, there slavery begins
Equality is a disorganizing concept in so far as human relations mean order.