Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

Quote by Samuel Goldwyn

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Television has raised writing to a new low.

Television has raised writing to a new low.

I want everyone to tell me the truth, even if it costs him his job.

I want everyone to tell me the truth, even if it costs him his job.

This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.

This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.

Television has raised writing to a new low.

Television has raised writing to a new low.

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never...

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never...

Modern dancing is old fashioned.

Modern dancing is old fashioned.

It's more than magnificent - it's mediocre.

It's more than magnificent - it's mediocre.

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that...

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that...

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.

Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

No agency is better than its account executives.

No agency is better than its account executives.

Don't pay any attention to the critics - don't even ignore them.

Don't pay any attention to the critics - don't even ignore them.

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.

I hate a man who always says yes to me. When I say o I...

I hate a man who always says yes to me. When I say o I...

Don't pay any attention to the critics-don't even ignore them.

Don't pay any attention to the critics-don't even ignore them.

A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can...

Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can...

Color television! Bah, I won't believe it until I see it in black and white.

Color television! Bah, I won't believe it until I see it in black and white.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

It's absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.

It's absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.