Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

Quote by Samuel Goldwyn

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It's absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.

It's absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

I can give you a definite perhaps.

I can give you a definite perhaps.

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Pictures are for entertainment, messages should be delivered by Western Union.

Pictures are for entertainment, messages should be delivered by Western Union.

Television has raised writing to a new low.

Television has raised writing to a new low.

A Hospital is no place to be sick.

A Hospital is no place to be sick.

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can...

Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can...

Don't pay any attention to the critics-don't even ignore them.

Don't pay any attention to the critics-don't even ignore them.

We're overpaying him but he's worth it

We're overpaying him but he's worth it

Include me out.

Include me out.

Spare no expense to save money on this one.

Spare no expense to save money on this one.

You've got to take the bitter with the sour.

You've got to take the bitter with the sour.

Don't pay any attention to the critics - don't even ignore them.

Don't pay any attention to the critics - don't even ignore them.

That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.

That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.

The surest way to hit a woman's heart is to take aim kneeling.

The surest way to hit a woman's heart is to take aim kneeling.

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I cant get my wife to...

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I cant get my wife to...